Showing posts with label Democrats (DC). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Democrats (DC). Show all posts

Monday, April 6, 2009

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

C'mon, Sweeney - get it right. It's the Democrats who drive drunk with girls on their laps. Republicans send creepy text messages to interns and go wide-stancing in public restrooms.

It's sad what things have come to...truly sad.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

It just came to me:

Barack Obama is the Messiah, but the problem is he's the Messiah from Monty Python's Life of Brian and over there on the other end of Capitol Hill are a whole bunch of Biggus Dickuses who will be calling the shots. And you thought the original Jesus had it rough with Judas.

Wewease evwybody at Gwantanamo!