POLL: PATERSON HAS NO FRIENDS

Pretty much anybody polls better than David Paterson these days.

Maybe not Carl Pavano.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

C'mon, Sweeney - get it right. It's the Democrats who drive drunk with girls on their laps. Republicans send creepy text messages to interns and go wide-stancing in public restrooms.

It's sad what things have come to...truly sad.

MENTAL HEALTH BREAK

I really don't want to read any more about the state budget any more. Here - it's Arthur Conley tearing it up for a Norwegian audience. Who knew they dug the sweet soul music way up there?